Bedrooms Make No Sense (2026)

The French Riviera whispers its salty welcome as I roll down the window. High in the Alps, I’m rustling up a last-minute meal while the sky melts into gold. “Take the next right—no, swing left—just loop back around!” Every mile peeled away turns the surreal into routine. Storm clouds gather, chill seeps into my bones, and towering cityscapes swallow the postcard charm. “Hit the gas! Go! Go!”