Fuck You, Dolphins (2026)

Dolphins are everywhere—from the vastest oceans to the most luxurious pools. They’ve infiltrated movies, sports teams, and even bedrooms, whether as under-the-sea bedspreads or objects of sexual desire for some people. Everyone adores dolphins, but should they? Absolutely not. Follow intrepid reporter Charlotte Swett as she uncovers the horrifying truth: these mammal-world betrayers are sleep-deprived addicts with a taste for murder and sexually abusive behavior.