V-Town News (2026)

Step aside, standard broadcasts—this is Veneta/Elmira’s most electrifying newscast, and Anchorman Quigley is your ringmaster. With Thomas Crawford owning the sports desk, Zorbin Craham commanding the skies on weather, and the legendary Pussy Magnet PK chasing down breaking headlines, this crew doesn’t just report the news—they shatter the ratings meter. No rival station even comes close to the numbers this unstoppable team is putting up.