Garchaster's Cornblade (2026)

A cosmic misfit with stardust in her veins crashes a casting call deep inside Earth’s molten core, chasing her wildest fantasy: slipping into a vintage VHS tape—just to set herself ablaze and huff the fumes. Meanwhile, Donald Farmer spins a tinsel-tangled web alongside frostbitten desperados, as the weight of a collapsing star planet crushes a riot of glitter-soaked junk fairs. The Carpet Muckers spin their rusty gorches in circles, but the Garbites—hungrier than ever—are howling for peanut-butter-infused karaoke shrieks. It’s a fever-dream collision of trash glam, cosmic hunger, and self-destructive obsession, all wrapped in a magnetic-tape haze.